i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
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i need this in my life
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your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying
your sister is my hero
